My son became obsessed with the game Portal several months ago and cake features very prominently in the game. I asked him if the recipe for the cake was given in the game and he responded that it was, so I set out on a quest to find the recipe so that I could make the "famous" cake and find out why GLaDOS was so obsessed with it.
Turns out that the cake contains some ingredients that are a bit difficult to come by, but I am presenting the recipe here in case anyone wants to try it. :)
What you need:
(The ingredient list is rather long, so don't be worried, but please read the entire recipe before you begin.)
one 18.25 ounce chocolate cake mix
one can prepared coconut pecan frosting
3/4 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
one cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine
1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
2 cups all purpose flour
don’t forget garnishes such as:
fish shaped crackers
fish shaped candies
fish shaped solid waste
fish shaped dirt
fish shaped Ethel benzine
pull n’ peel licorice
fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment
candy coated peanut butter pieces; shaped like fish
one cup lemon juice
alpha resins
unsaturated polyester resin
fiberglass surface resins
volatile malted milk impoundments
9 large egg yokes
12 medium geosynthetic membranes
one cup granulated sugar
an entry called: “How To Kill Someone With Your Bare Hands”
2 cups rhubarb; sliced
2/3 granulated rhubarb
1 Tbsp all-purpose rhubarb
1 tsp grated orange rhubarb
3 Tbsp rhubarb; on fire
1 Large rhubarb
1 cross Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
2 Tbsp rhubarb juice
adjustable aluminum head positioner
slaughter electric needle injector
cordless electric needle injector
injector needle driver
injector needle gun
cranial caps
and it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
What you do:
I really don't know, so let me know how this one comes out. :)
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